If our trip was the Olympics, these would be the events
by The Halls
Cycling three drivers through two cars in shifts.
Sprinting across the less-than-captivating states. (We won’t name names.)
Tackling the many Hurdles involved in smuggling two live rabbits into non-pet-friendly hotels.
Diving headfirst into the experience with a (mostly) positive attitude.
Facial gymnastics. (Bruce is heavily favored for the gold:)
Swimming through a sea of rough-and-tumble bikers without making eye contact.
Wrestling over control of the car’s DVD player.
Lifting suitcases up flights of stairs in hotels without elevators.
Sailing through hour-long amusement park lines by playing cat’s cradle with Andrew’s necklace.
Deal-hunting at the J. Crew outlets.
Bowling. No joke about this one; the Halls just feel strongly that bowling should be an Olympic event.