Help us solve a mystery

by The Halls

Here’s what we know about the skill crane:

-It has bright colors and lights up. (Instant fun.)

-It’s addictive. (See above.)

-It’s stuffed with misshapen rejects from overseas toy factories.

To wit: what in the name of FAO Schwartz do you think this is supposed to be?


Do the hearts make it less off-putting? We don’t think so.

And even more perplexing:

Feel free to leave us your guesses in the comments. In the mean time, we’ll be burying these deep in our suitcases so they don’t give us nightmares.

I’d rather not collect them all, actually, but thanks anyway.