Help us solve a mystery
by The Halls
Here’s what we know about the skill crane:
-It has bright colors and lights up. (Instant fun.)
-It’s addictive. (See above.)
-It’s stuffed with misshapen rejects from overseas toy factories.
To wit: what in the name of FAO Schwartz do you think this is supposed to be?
And even more perplexing:
Feel free to leave us your guesses in the comments. In the mean time, we’ll be burying these deep in our suitcases so they don’t give us nightmares.